CrazyColtrane

Here’s Shepard Smith of Fox News acting all concerned about the attitudes and hate spewing from the Right Wing Crazies. Finally!!! after months of cuddling and giving an outlay to the right wing nut-jobs, FOX news has come to the conclusion that these people are out there on a limb and plotting to do stupid things. I guess late is better than never but I blame FOX and it’s anchors for creating the environment of hate that has led to this explosion of Right Wing Violence across this country.

Remember not a few months ago this was the same crowd that assailed DHS and Janet Napolitano for releasing a Memo warning of the possibility of this kind of violence being on the rise.

Tank Man, Tiananmen Square China 06/04/89

I can’t believe that it has been 20 Years since Tank Man faced the Chinese Army at Tiananmen Square. Some speculate that he was executed for his troubles others say he was able to escape China. Where ever he is, in my mind he will forever be the symbol of hope and defiance against oppression. This Bud’s for you Tank Man!!!

Former President Numb-Nutz

According to Former President Bush, no longer being President is a load of his back. In a chat to High School Students just last week he said this, “I no longer feel that great sense of responsibility that I had when I was in the Oval Office,” he told listeners at New Mexico’s Artesia High School, according to the Roswell Daily Record. “And frankly, it’s a liberating feeling.”

To President Bush I say, The Feeling is Mutual Pal!!!

SO GLAD THAT A GROWN UP IS BACK IN CHARGE!!!

Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX)

From the Big ‘Ol what the fuck?!?! file comes this…

I know yesterday I said that sometimes I can be a hypocrite but here’s the biggest one of them all: Texas Governor Rick Perry is using 11 Million of Federal Stimulus money to fix the Governor’s Mansion that was damaged by fire, yeah you read that right, this is the same Son-of-a Bitch Republican who just last month ago was bitching about the Size Federal Govt., throwing around tea bags, and screaming about Secession. I mean, does he think we’re that stupid to let this go by??? Does he think that we live in the 1950′s and the Goggle’s and the Interwebs aren’t working?? I know that the current economical state of most Newspapers is flimsy and most if not all are making some serious cut-backs, but did this Fucking Dumbass think that they had stopped reporting all together??? Sure you wouldn’t take money from the big Satan in Washington to further your lifestyle, said it ain’t so Rico???

This is a clear example of the arrogance and stupidity of the Republican party, the ease on which they say one thing (on one side of their dicksucking mouths) and another altogether different thing on the other side. Then again this is the same stupid asshole that complains about the intrusion of the federal Government one week and begs for the CDC to take over his state at the first sign of Mexican, errrr sorry, Swine Flu… the next, or at the first sign of trouble by a Hurricane completely abdicates control of is national guard to the Federal Command…

I wish those fuckers down in TX were allowed to secede, it’ll be a matter of weeks before my “Guey” friends would be eating them for Lunch, Texans, the other-other white meat!!!

However, they are entitled to their own (albeit) stupid reasons…

More evidence this country is filled with retarded people, Arizona State University refuses to award and Honorary Degree to President Obama when he delivers the Commencement address tonight in Scottsdale. It’s customary for the Host Institution to do so, Jo DiMaggio got one at my College Graduation, and ASU refuses to do so on the Basis that the President’s Body of work is yet to be determined. Hummmmm, could this be the dumbest reason ever, well yes!!!
Why invite the President in the first place if you’re not convinced on his body of work, then again this is ASU not really Bastion of Knowledge and reasoning people… It is however what appears to me a GOP shill.

Consistenly ranked in the top 10 Party Schools in the nation and not particularly know for anything other than being located in a Fucking God Forsacken Desert, ASU now stumbles upon the First Ever CrazyColtrane Stupid Mother Fuckers of the Week Award!!!

Congratulations ASU!!!