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Dolphins to Announce New Stadium Name Friday

I’m a long time Miami Dolphins fan, but the last decade or so I might as well have been a Bengals or Browns fan because we have been that much of a joke!!!
Wildcat Gimmick Offense that was stuffed down our throat by a real defense in the Playoffs, Cam Cameron as a Head Coach, The Nick-Traitor, Midget Corner Backs as #1 draft picks are just a few of the Colossal mistakes the Phins have made over the last few years but now Friday they plan to announce a new stadium name. Landshark Pool, anyone? Landshark Beer and Jimmy Buffett are the new partners of the Miami Dolphins, seriously, was Pollo Tropical taken by a Mexican Soccer Team? A Beer Company owned by Jimmy Buffett is that the best we can do?? WOW! I wonder what the payoff for that naming rights contract was, a case of Landshark and perhaps a couple of Cheeseburgers in Paradise???

Called me old fashioned, which I’m not, but to me that Stadium will always be Joe Robbie Stadium, however, I had come to Terms and in fact enjoyed the name Dolphins Stadium for many reasons, but most importantly that it sent the signal we’re so cool that we don’t need a cheesy name on our building, well that era is certainly over. Landshark really?, well at least Dolphins beat the crap out of Sharks…

FYI, I always thought that “The Tank” would be a great nickname for that Stadium, ie. The Tank Where Dolphins Swim!!! Just Sayin’…

Matt Taibi in Men’s Journal Magazine has a great article about one of the many reasons I hate the NY Yankees. And, I know I’m not the only one that does, because there wouldn’t be another 29 teams in Major League Baseball if everyone loved them, but the fact is that the Organization and their fans are the biggest Douche’s in Baseball. Over the last 40 Years they have only won 6 Championships (For some teams this could be a great accomplishment) while Spending 18 Bazillion Dollars in players, and that includes the Glory Years of Joe Torre where he pulled 4 of those championships out of his Zen Inspired Ass. Even the worst of all Financial Advisers, Bernie Maddof, will tell you that kind of performance is atrocious but the Yankees and their diminutive (Theo Epstein Wanna-Be) General Manager are undaunted by their psychotic courting of long over their prime over priced Prima-Donna’s and other has-beens. Here’s yet another to a long season of suffering for the Bronx Douches and Let’s Go Sox’s!!!